iggycat:
Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU
coliver au where oliver owns a candy store and connor has a sweet tooth
He walks in like he owns the place and Oliver immediately hates him. He’s wearing an expensive-looking black overcoat and shoes so overshined they’re almost blinding in the glare of the sun. Oliver averts his eyes and busies himself with inventory until suddenly a set of perfectly manicured fingers drum on the counter beneath his gaze. He lifts his head and notices that the man’s hair, too, is perfectly coiffed. Oliver tries not to pay attention to the perfectly sculpted jawline and sharp, penetrating gaze currently fixed on him.
A smirk spreads over the man’s face and Oliver has to inhale sharply to keep all the blood in his head from rushing to other, less rational parts of his body.
“Hello there.” Oliver’s not sure how the man’s eyes manage to appear both warm and predatory at the same time, but it’s not doing Oliver’s breathing situation any favors.
“…Hi.” Oliver exhales. “Can I- can I help you?”
“Depends. Are you as sweet as some of the candy in here?”
How does that excruciatingly bad pickup line manage to set Oliver’s skin on fire?
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satintwinks asked:
tHAT COLIVER AU THOOO. CONNOR AFRAID OF FALLING IN LOVE BECAUSE HE'S HAD TOO MANY RED LINES. AND WHEN HE MEETS OLIVER A NEW RED LINE APPEARS. AND HES DEVASTATED BUT THEN IT TURNS BLACK THE NIGHT HE BRINGS OLIVER DINNER
phlpsheas:
AND OLIVER HAVING A SHIT TON OF RED LINES HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FALLS HARD AND FAST FOR PEOPLE AND HE CAN’T EVEN HELP IT. AND MAYBE A COUPLE ARE EVEN BLACK AND THAT SERIOUSLY INTIMIDATES CONNOR SINCE IT’S LIKE “THIS GUY HAS MADE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND I’M NOT SURE I CAN BE THAT FOR HIM.”
IMAGINE THE LINE TURNING BLACK FOR CONNOR BUT HE REFUSES TO SPEAK ABOUT IT WITH OLIVER LIKE HE MAKES AN EFFORT TO HIDE HIS WRIST AND JUST INSISTS “IT’S ONLY FUCKING” ALL THE TIME
I’M SCREAMING I REALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS
jaxtellerhelps:
tuckedshirts:
pretendersrpa:
slippingintoacomabored:
traumacomplex:
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Anonymous asked:
AU: Oliver as a policeman who catches Connor having sex in public (again) and arrests him for indecent exposure. Connor ends up riding Oliver in the backseat of his car as a bribe. "Does this mean i'm off the hook?" "You'll have to make me come first."
oh my gOSHHH
I love slutty!connor way too much fuck
au where connor and oliver meet in culinary school and become rivals
but poor connor is constantly battling the sexual frustration that comes with watching oliver’s pretty hands as he prepares delicate plates and tests sauces by lightly dipping his finger and lifting it between his pretty lips to suck
connor way too often finds himself standing stock still watching the guy, cock twitching in his pants every time oliver’s tongue darts out to lick his bottom lip
connor realizes he’s got to do something about his minor obsession when he nearly drops an entire tray of mini soufflés because oliver happened to bend over nearby
Anonymous asked:
Boardingschool!au where Oliver is this super smart but reserved upperclassman and Connor is the cocksure new kid fucking every boy in the building and one night at a party he gets talking to Oliver and next thing he know Oliver's fucking him into the headboard of his bed <3 teenager coliver is fucking wonderful tysm for planting that seed in my brain
oh. my goshhh.
anon I think I’m in love with you
this is so perfect I could cry
hoechlinth:
AU: Connor is a DJ and the club he works at hires a new singer to entertain their customers. Connor finds it hard to focus on his job whenever Oliver’s on stage.
