Cas enters to see two Sams and two Deans

Cas: What is going on?

Yuppie!Dean: Cool, you have your own Cas, too? Wait, bummer though…

Dean: *grumpy* Why is that a bummer?

Yuppie!Dean: Probably means he’s off-limits… I’ll respect your claim, man.

Dean: *blushing* What? What - no… no there’s-there’s no claim!

Yuppie!Dean: So that means I can… *winks* hey there, angel.

Dean: *glaring* No! That doesn’t mean you can…

Deans devolve into bickering, fighting over Cas who has a glazed look in his eye. Sam looks at Yuppie!Sam.

Sam: Your Dean’s comfortable with his sexuality?

Yuppie!Sam: Yours isn’t?